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Thursday
Jan272011

Paraprosdokian

A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part?

It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect.

The following are paraprosdokians:

 If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. 

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
   

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad..  

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
 
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
 
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
 
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
 

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

 
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FATAL ERROR
Sequel to The Traz
Crime Fiction/Psychological Thriller



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FATAL ERROR eBook in the UK

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Sunday
Aug152010

...Keckle means to wind with rope to prevent chafing?

Kas: a large cupboard

Keddah: an enclosure for elephants

Kbar: a kilobar

Kilobar: a unit of atomosphere pressure

Kittle: ticklish

Kiva: an underground ceremonial chamber

Kip: to sleep

Kinkajou: an arboreal mammal

All words and definitions from “The official Scrabble Players Dictionary Third Edition Merriam-Webster Inc., Publishers”

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NEW RELEASE!  
FATAL ERROR
Sequel to The Traz
Crime Fiction/Psychological Thriller

FATAL ERROR on Amazon.com
FATAL ERROR eBook in the UK
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Sunday
May162010

...most computer nuts (well, at least those in my Back Tracker novels), not realizing they are more clever than comedic, have proceeded to concoct weird words and terms that we will be stuck with forever

...Computerese (according to thefreedictionary.com) is the language used by those in the business of manufacturing, selling, servicing, or using electronic computers, characterized by many abbreviations and acronyms, excessive use of technical jargon, and, frequently, lack of concern for traditional spelling and grammar

...Computerese has few set rules. RAM (random access memory) is pronounced “ram” while DRAM (dynamic random access memory) is pronounced "dee-ram". CPU (central processing unit) is pronounced letter by letter.

...VOIP (Voice Over Internet Protocol) is pronounced as a word and is not to be confused with FOIP, which is Canada’s Freedom of Information and Privacy legislation.  VOIP technology lets you use your computer as a telephone and avoid long distance charges. [Computer geeks (at least those in my Back Tracker novels) love figuring out ways to screw the system and love saving money.]

...Perhaps because traditionally, capitalization of text on computers has the nasty connotation of someone yelling, some computer geeks don’t like the all-cap acronyms.  According to http://www.fortunecity.com/emachines/e11/86/comptese.html “Inevitably, a linguistic area this rambunctious has given rise to three or even four versions of the same acronym-for instance, Teraflops, teraFLOPS, teraflops and teraFlops ( from tera, trillion, plus FLoating-point OPerations per Second)”

...Skype (pronounced /skaɪp/) is a software application that allows users to make voice, video (if you have a webcam), and text calls over the Internet.  You can also share computer files this way.  According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skype “Origin of the name: One of the initial names for the project was "Sky peer-to-peer", which was then abbreviated to "Skyper". However, some of the domain names associated with "Skyper" were already taken. Dropping the final "r" left the current title "Skype", for which domain names were available.” 

...in keeping with computer geek tradition, Skype software is free and there are no fees associated with using it.  [Computer geeks (at least those in my Back Tracker novels) enjoy providing everyone in the world the opportunity to screw the system and save money.]

For more info on the computer geeks in my Back Tracker novels: http://www.eileenschuh.com/back-tracker-series/

Wednesday
Feb172010

 photo courtesy Dave Brosha Photography ...Photography means 'writing with light'.  English astronomer John Herschel, whose father discovered infrared, coined the term... 

...light moves along at the speed of light (186,282.4 miles per second) only in a vacuum.  In a diamond, it only moves at 77,500 miles per second...

...light has no mass but it does have momentum...

(info from Discover Magazine March 2010 - discovermagazine.com)

Although Katrina, the young genius heroine of my Back Tracker novels primarily works her magic with computers, she is fascinated by physics, especially Quantum Physics.  Read an excerpt at:http://www.eileenschuh.com/back-tracker-series/   

Friday
Oct302009

 

...'Noraebang' means 'Singing Room'.  It is Korean for the very popular private karaeoke rooms rented by the hour in larger centres in South Korea. 

In my novel, when the heroine serenades the villain in a noraebang...

 

    To read an excerpt click on this link:     http://www.eileenschuh.com/noraebang-excerpt/

 

Pictured above are my friends enjoying a noraebang during our South Korean vacation. 
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